Santa has already begun to make his annual trip around the world to drop gifts off to all the boys and girls! Many in the United States leave out a glass of milk and cookies to thank Santa for working so hard to drop of presents to millions of people.
Don’t let your precious items rocket out of your pocket!
Accessorize your Teeter with the new Pocket Caddy, yet another accessory inspired by customer feedback!
What do you get when you give a Certified Fitness Instructor a new fitness product? A skeptic. However, after using the ThunderBell for 90 days, Neti is referring the program to her friends and warning them that “the first workout is no joke!” See what else Neti had to say about her first 90 days with the ThunderBell Complete Training Program.
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“Teeter is the number 1 brand of inversion tables. They offer a great value and help to improve the lifestyle of the user.”
~ Michael Glassman, Sr. Buyer
From now through Christmas, the following Teeter Hang Ups Accessory Gift Sets are available — offering up to 27% savings off the individual purchase price!
(Order by 12/12 to ensure delivery by Christmas).
Accessory Gift Set: Fitness (over 16% savings)
Ideal for those who love to work out with their Teeter. Includes the EZ-Up Gravity Boots with Conversion Bar, Better Back Inversion Program Mat, and Complete Core System Guide.
Accessory Gift Set: Stretching (over 27% savings)
Experience the ultimate in decompression – great for those who need to aggressively target their back pain. Includes the EZ-Stretch Traction Handles, EZ-Angle Tether, Better Back Inversion Program Mat, and Complete Core System Guide.
Accessory Gift Set: Relaxation (over 19% savings)
Create a spa-like environment for those that you love with these great stress-relieving tools. Includes the Better Back Vibration Cushion,Adjustable Acupressure Nodes (4 soft), and Decompression Arch. For use with Contour-series and Flex-Technology Inversion Tables.
Accessory Gift Set: Relaxation (over 17% savings)
Create a spa-like environment for those that you love with these great stress-relieving tools. Includes the Better Back Vibration Cushion,Adjustable Acupressure Nodes, and Lumbar Bridge. For use with ComforTrak-series.
“So maybe it’s not what you wanted, but I ordered you something really cool from online – it just didn’t get here in time for Christmas. Sorry “
Order your Teeter gifts before 12/12/12 so they arrive in time to get them under (or maybe next to) the tree.
Don’t create Grinches this Christmas by giving terrible “place-holder” gifts while you wait for their Teeter Hang Ups to arrive. In honor of the procrastinators out there,here are the 5 Worst “place-holder” Gifts of 2012:
2. Chia Pets – Even if it is of Honey Boo Boo or Willie Robertson ofDuck Dynasty, a Chia Pet is sure to bomb. Instead, how about the entire inaugural season on DVD? That is unless the receiver doesn’t appreciate American reality television greatness…
3. iPod Dock/Toilet Paper Holder – No guitar riff is good enough that you can’t push pause when you, well… An iPod dock on its own is great, as is a toilet paper holder if it completes the bathroom fixture set, but when combined it may leave the gift recipient holding their nose.
4. Bacon Watch– This one is pretty controversial as bacon is everyone’s favorite, but just because something tastes good doesn’t qualify it (or something that looks like it) as a fashionable wrist accessory.
5. PetPetter – Do you really know someone who has a pet, but never wants to touch that pet again? If so, help them find a loving home for their pet rather than making the critter settle for artificial affection.
Our 12/12/12 deadline has nothing to do with a Mayan prediction, but instead relies on our trusty FedEx calendar to estimate delivery time. Yes, you may be able to order later and still receive your shipment in time for the big day – if you are a gambling guy or gal, make your guess understanding we are located outside of Seattle, WA. If you are in need of a Teeter gift idea, make sure to check out our Christmas Gift Sets.
Several of you have shared with us that you REALLY want a Teeter but haven’t bought one yet because you are waiting for the “right” deal. Well, in case you haven’t been to teeter.com lately, that “right” time is right now!
The EP-560 is arguably our most popular inversion table. Between being available throughout the country in local sporting goods and specialty fitness retailers and also on our infomercial, the EP-560 is what most people think of when they hear “inversion table.” Now is the time for you to get a Teeter Hang Ups at up to $70 off the normal price.
- Teeter Hang Ups EP-560 Inversion Table
- Only $269 (normally $299)
- FREE SHIPPING (up to $40 value)
- Teeter Inversion Tables are the only on the market currently UL Listed
- Full 5-Year warranty
- Teeter Hang Ups is the only brand with customizable products for accessories
- This offer only applies to stock that has minor inconsistencies in color.
At Teeter, we are always keeping abreast of the latest developments in the inversion industry and we are always studying the competition. Ideally, we would love to be in an industry where every inversion table was created to the same rigorous standards to which we hold ourselves. This isn’t just talk; as far as we are concerned, a secure piece of equipment on which to invert is good for the entire industry. The problems come when inversion tables that bill themselves as cheapest inversion table on the market or discounted inversion tables (some without brand names even) are made available to the market.
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: there are no government guidelines that regulate the manufacturing of inversion tables. Any company could get a basic blueprint of an inversion table and create it with materials that are no stronger than an ironing board. A cheap inversion table is worse than no inversion table at all. Certainly there are times in life when discounts, savings and frugality are valuable, but not when you are suspending yourself from a piece of metal.
Have you seen our new favorite commercial from ESPN? It’s for Monday Night Football (First game is 9/10/12 on ESPN fellas!) and ESPN did a great job, especially when Rob Gronkowski of the Patriots is seen in a pair of Teeter Hang Ups Gravity Boots XL. Are those chicken wings?